sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
ANGLERFISH MERMAID OH MY FUCKING GOD
she looks like an illustration from a 1970s beauty product ad and I am so here for that
my mind is officially blown.
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Sevan Biçakçi, for all your tiny city in a magic ring needs. Also: frozen birds, enchanted pomegranates and creatures of the deep.
I STOPPED BREATHING
wowowowowowww wow wow WOW
these definitely seem like magic rings. Possibly dark magic rings…
acceptable engagement rings
I would accept a proposal specifically to get one of these rings.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
I REMEMBER WHERE I LOST MY VIRGINITY.
Sweet fucking Jesus. My ovaries.